Granny

My mom pissed off this afternoon at the hospital.

Some medical intern were checking my mom.

One of them said "Can you turn over GRANNY?"

My mom kept silent.

Then she said again "Can you turn over again GRANNY?"

My mom couldn't take it anymore. "I don't even have grandchildren yet! I'm not a granny."

Then she must be embarassed and want to quickly remedy the situation. So she said, "Ok. Can I call you sister?"

"No, just call me auntie" my mom replied.

I guess I have inherited my mom's gene. I can't stand people call me UNCLE.